After months of scavenging, negotiating and sampling, honestbee has finally managed to get Explorer Joe Exotic Meats onboard as one of our boutique fresh meat merchants. We are excited to introduce the variety of exotic wildlife meats that they carry. These meats are fresh, rare and unbelievably good. We awed at each beast, savoured every marbling and had fluttered a little at every bite. We, the bees at honestbee, can certify the life-changing experience after having a taste from Explorer Joe Exotic Meats.
Unfortunately, this specialty store will only be “opened” for 2 days only on honestbee.sg. These fascinating cuts will be sold at promotional prices, capping at $15, limited to one order person only. So pray that your reflexes are faster than any of the other meat lovers.
About Explorer Joe Exotic Meats
At Explorer Joe, we believe in getting you the freshest, rarest and the most out-of-this-world protein you will ever sink your teeth into. Others may prefer road kill, but we ethically hunt for the best in the deepest of jungles and vastest of lands. We hunt the hunter, never the hunted. YOLO eat, and experience the exotic.
Take a sneak peek at our meats
Amongst the wide selection that Explorer Joe Exotic Meats carry, we selected 6 of our favourites to be part of our offerings, specially for you. It’s time to go absolutely WILD!
1) Minke Whale Meat
For just $15, you can get 200g of delicious lean whale meat poached from the crystal clear icy waters of Iceland. Calling all steak-lovers, here’s your chance to go whaley crazy! We had our doubts at first, but this slab of red delight is definitely one of the best mammal we have ever tasted.
2) Penguin’s Fin
From the white mountains of Ohio, the penguin’s tail goes best with bourbon, lime, simple syrup and bitters, slowly stewed over a low fire ‘til tender soft. We just can’t help but salivate at the thought of these bursting flavours! The penguin’s fin comes in bite size portions, about 3 cm a piece, chiselled at the joint so that you can have it easy to eat and ready to go.
3) Bamboo-Fed Panda
Harvested right from the heart of Chengdu, our bamboo-fed Pandas are like nothing you have ever tasted before. It’s neither black nor white, and filled with blubbers at its core, imagine how divine it’ll taste BBQ-ed or grilled. Its flesh come in fun size cubes, great for sautéing or searing.
4) Koala Sausages
These free-range koalas are left to roam the combs of eucalyptus trees grown sporadically in Australia. One can only imagine why our customers keep returning for more of this succulent meat which tastes so amazing. At $15, you get 3 sausages, perfect for trio breakfast. Not sure about you, but we definitely like it boiled and steamy.
5) Sloth Thighs
Sloths which are bred in captivity in the dungeons of North-Eastern India are so powerful that some believe that their paws have exceptional medicinal value. We wanted to give you something more than just mouth watering fresh meat, we wanted to stick to our Asian nature and bring on some herbal flavours into the mix. For $15, you get a sun-dried Sun Bear paw which makes pretty awesome soup. .
6) Komodo Dragon Eggs
Found on Komodo island, these Komodo dragon eggs will give you that burst of life for vitality, longevity and fertility. A rare delicacy, its gooey yellow center will definitely leave you longing for more. These eggs, super packed with nutrients, are great for making omelettes for the family. One of this giant lizard’s egg feeds five hungry people.
At honestbee, we believe in making a change in the world and amplifying our social impact. Every day, we make a difference by providing flexible working hours for people in 4 different cities. Therefore, you can rest assured that this one-off store with Explorer Joe Exotic Meats stays true to our mission. Every exotic wildlife was legally poached and ethically hunted to ensure the sustainability of these species.
Place Your Order
The store will go live from 0000h on 30 March to 2359h on 31st March for deliveries to be made on 1 April only. Stocks are rare and limited, so the fastest fingers first!
So what are you waiting for, go to Explorer Joe Exotic Meats web store on honestbee.sg or click here to get a taste of the wild right now.
Merchant’s Website: www.explorerjoeexoticmeats.com
Merchant’s Email: firstname.lastname@example.org